| Various Utterances by Yours Truly `MATHINABOX` | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Its Good to Have Goals. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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My goals would have to be: 1. Prove an important Mathematical theorem 2. Experience Nirvana (Spiritually or Chemically induced, either way is fine) 3. Get at least one person to see the absurdity of society and human nature that does not already. 4. Write a novel. 5. Buy a box of Lucky Charms. 6. Travel around the world in 80 days. 7. Take Dante's tour of the underworld. 8. Jump a tall building in a single bound. 9. Write a dirty limerick on a bathroom wall. 10. Travel through time. 11. Put the phone book in chronological order by the date at which each person attains self awareness. 12. Dance around a bonfire naked. 13. Maintain the ability to laugh at life yet respect it. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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| I had an extremely typical childhood (except for the peanut butter incident when my skin turned to peanut butter). I went to public school, which I succeeded in detesting thoroughly, and went on to college to study Mathematics. Some abilities I learned, some I was born with. I had to learn how to flatulate with my armpits, but amazingly sight came pretty easy. I also apparently was born with the ability to transfer electrical signals throughout my brain, and to interpret these signals as thoughts and ideas. I was a truly gifted child. As of late I have dedicated myself to learning how to spend money I don't have (This is a marketable trade I hear). I have also decided to learn how to pick my nose in total secrecy, a subject taught to secret agents in every country. But learning all of this new stuff, I have apparently replaced the knowledge of how to tie my shoes. I now only wear velcro. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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I was spanked as a child once and I am severely scarred emotionally because of it.
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